Can I Have My Own Country, Please?

What’s this week’s question? Let’s dive straight in…

Question: Look, I'm sick to death of you whiny christians, angry muslims, crooked politicians, fat americans, reality TV, shitty pop music, fast food, wars, greed, famine, ignorance and so on. In my country, there will be an IQ test before entering, as well as free and legal drugs, no religion of any kind, no TV, only good music allowed and death metal karaoke every night of your life.
Answer: I think I'm in love with you.
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  1. eddie goh
    July 9, 2007

    no

  2. lanie1713
    July 9, 2007

    I dont think so.

  3. A G
    July 10, 2007

    Sure, but it will be a lonely place!

  4. sHaR0N
    July 10, 2007

    wtf? what a bitch.

  5. Lynn K
    July 10, 2007

    I hope you'll be happy alone.

  6. pathfinder
    July 10, 2007

    I am so sorry you are so disatisfied with this country, when do you expect to depart? We certainly would not want to delay your departure by even one millisecond.

  7. Jewells
    July 11, 2007

    nice positive attitude…

  8. yumyum
    July 11, 2007

    Yes, please! I think you hit the nail on the head! Can I come? :)