Can You Please Rescue Me…?
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Last updated: Friday, March 30, 2007
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What’s this week’s karaoke machines question? Let’s dive straight in…

Question: I bought my 4 year old daughter a Karaoke machine the other day (God knows!!). Anyway I am now losing the will to live.
How can I tell her that

(a) She sounds like a Banshee
(b) Aqua were dreadful
Can't wait ten years Alan, think I saw blood coming out of my ears earlier
Hmmm, seems our American cousins have joined this site. Sorry folks no oil here, try the French section I hear they have some

Answer: May i suggest a bit of re-wiring on the mike, nothing lethal only enough to administer a small electric shock every time its picked up, i think her love of singing will soon pass then.
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  1. the 1 & only party animal
    March 30, 2007

    lol
    good luck

  2. Blues89
    March 30, 2007

    Tell her to throw it out.

  3. GC4
    March 30, 2007

    Thou shalt reap what thou sow.

  4. missorange
    March 30, 2007

    Awww….hide it & tell her you can't find it anywhere, don't make her cry by hurting her feelings!

  5. ALAN :-D
    March 30, 2007

    don't worry she'll get bored in about 10 years lol

  6. Roxy
    March 31, 2007

    Just be thankful she's not singing Maria Carey songs. Or buy some ear plugs.

  7. t3h1
    March 31, 2007

    take out the fuse n say it broke… you will replace it with a cd player

    and come on shes 4… give her some encouragement

  8. lei
    March 31, 2007

    You dug your own grave there.

  9. Paul D
    March 31, 2007

    Don't you dare!!!!! In her ears she'll be the next Kylie and if u say anything of that sort to her u will break her heart!! Why not just join in with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She mite give up because ur so bad or u mite find ur enjoyin urself?

  10. kumala
    March 31, 2007

    the machine could have an accident

  11. Mrs Sport
    March 31, 2007

    a its the best way to go

  12. Jaimee1987
    April 1, 2007

    unfortunately this is one of life's lessons that you will definitely have learnt!

  13. Jim Jnr M
    April 1, 2007

    Serves you right, you ought to know better. You are supposed to be the responsible one. LMIAOSFHISMS From all the daft hit-men going round I suppose you could take out a contract on it.

  14. sarah
    April 1, 2007

    fall into my arms baby xx

  15. coolmommy
    April 1, 2007

    GET SOME EAR PLUGS….AND DEAL WITH IT…..SHES YOUR DAUGHTER

  16. Caveman's daughter
    April 1, 2007

    It's all part of being a parent. You just have to grin and bear it mate, she's your daughter. Don't you dare take it from her. You never know, she might be the next Britney.