My Wife and I Are Working Up to Perform "My Humps&quo
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Last updated: Sunday, February 20, 2011
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This week’s question is a good one. Let’s have a look:

Question: During the chorus, my wife turns around to wiggle all of her humps at the audience, plus we had a friend who sews weather balloons for the army make her up a tube-top and tight pants like Fergie wears. When I sing the part about "mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky cocoa", I unbutton my shirt further and rattle my gold chains, while doing pelvic thrusts. Any other suggestions as to how we can improve our karaoke performance, and maybe win the contest tonight?
We want to show that married people in their 40s can be sexy as hell.
Answer: Sounds good luv although perhaps you could incorporate some of these sexy moves.
This dance routine made my caravan park the talented dump it is today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=simatCov_SM

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  1. Rick Rally
    February 20, 2011

    Learn dance routines from the music video. That always get people going!

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  2. THE Nolte
    February 20, 2011

    I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again…Why in thee hell do I drink liquids while reading my contacts’ questions? I’ll never freakin’ learn XD

    My only suggestion is that you wear those shiny spandex pants….You know, the ones with "Sex Machine" embroidered on the seat? And where is this performance taking place? Cuz I’m so there, dude.

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