Will Jimmy Saville Be Doing the Cabaret Hosting at William
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Last updated: Thursday, March 31, 2011
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I just love answering these karaoke questions. Here’s another:

Question: Will Jimmy Saville Be Doing the Cabaret Hosting at William's Reception and Will They Have Karaoke?
Answer: now then young ken.i have been trying to keep this quiet as its a surprise for the young couple.young william aged 8 from windsor wrote to me recently.

Dear jim i am getting married next month please can you fix it for kate to become a muslim so she has to wear a burka so i don’t have to look at her slapped @r$e face ever again.

as always im happy to help out the youngsters.
karaoke will be hosted by christopher biggins,this has been arranged by the young prince edward as they are close personal friends

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  1. Gkok Delonte
    March 31, 2011

    sex

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  2. The Saint
    March 31, 2011

    Now then,now then,now then….Howzabout Kate sitting on my knee……

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  3. Jaffacake
    March 31, 2011

    I heard its all happening onboard the HMS Giveashit

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  4. Actaeon
    March 31, 2011

    Nobody does kitsch like the royals.

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  5. Lord Lucan
    March 31, 2011

    Indeed it is true, dear Kenneth. Sir James shall be ably joined by Dave Lee Travis and Mike Read. A great time shall be had by all. Prince Philip is particularly looking forward to a performance by Pan’s People. Sadly nobody has told the Duke that they all move about on Zimmer frames these days.

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